therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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