What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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