problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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