11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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