These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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