dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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