Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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