i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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