i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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