i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
