He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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