Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
