Having a random hookup so left but love u
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
