Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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