How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
