I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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