Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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