His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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