No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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