no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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