"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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