PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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