my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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