Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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