You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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