is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize