PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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