so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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