Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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