Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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