Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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