wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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