We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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