Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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