talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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