Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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