Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
no you cant smoke seaweed
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
