In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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