so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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