This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
only you would photoshop your dick
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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