I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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