Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Semen is not good for contacts.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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