What a fucking waste of an outfit
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
