I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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