How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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