reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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