Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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