that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I understand Curling. That high.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well I just put wine in my tea
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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