I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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