I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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