It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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