btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Pooping to opera.
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