Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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